AN ACTUAL TIGER CUB!!!!!!!

• Jeremy: Y'know the Tiger Trot race I'm doing at Tanganyika on Sunday morning?
• Me: Yeah....
• Jeremy: Well I guess they've got a little baby tiger that's going to *airquotes*run*airquotes* the course before the race starts.
• Me: *stunned silence*
• Jeremy: It's a baby white tiger.
• Me: A REAL LIVE WHITE TIGER CUB?!?!?!?!?!? WHATTIMEDOESTHISSTART? I'MTOTALLYCOMINGWITHYOU!